More Holiday

I guess now that I have about one and a half week until I will leave for a three week vacation. Then maybe I will return slighly tanned and with a new job. I’m not sure what day I’ll leave, but aroud the 5th, 6th of november. Then I’ll go to: Amsterdam, Singapore, Pontianak (Borneo), Singkawang (???) Singapore again, Kuala Lumpur and back to Singapore. Also some other trips in the vicinity. The trip will last about three weeks and feature different events.  If I’ll find an internet café I’ll try to blog.

But for now I have just started to relise that it won’t be long before I’ll leave and I just started to think about when.

I hope my three(??) weeks will be like this:

Holiday

Took out a holiday yesterday and went on an excursion. There were a lot of interresting things. Maybe I’ll go back and tell more about them. This was a high otherwise:

Me, Cyborg

A lot of swedish today. This is a funny one, bare with me for a while.

Since I have problems with my knees, feet, you name it. I went to the foot doctor about one year ago. The guy provided me with insoles that should help me with my rehabilitation.
Now it is time to go back for an annual checkup. So I went through my library to get the phone number to the place.
The phonenumber was on the receipt and the product declaration of the soles. When I looked at the first two lines (picture)
 I felt like an upgrade.

Språkpolisen

The lack of language skills today is horrifying, and this morning I got a little upset. But this is related to the swedish language so I will continue in swedish.

Vad i helvete är en “limiterad upplaga”? I min fåfänga trodde jag den direkta översättningen på det engelska uttrycket “limited edition” var “begränsad upplaga”. Jag har nu sett den idiotiska dumheten på flera ställen,
 inklusive i tunnelbanan på Åhlens reklam för nya skivor.
Är det så svårt att använda ett lexikon? HÄR! finns det hjälp till exempel. Vet hut.

The Weekend

Seems I was very wrong. Firstly the moorish place was indeed moorish. And the Hellhole was trying to suck up, or that is what I believe since the first thing I saw when I exited the trainstation was this.

It didn’t take long until I then realised that the mooris place was located south of the HellSmirky gathering of people. At this point I got worried, what else could I have been wrong about.

But at the day of the party I was so right. My sweet cousin that threw the party went up at about 0600 to go and start with the dinner, that should be eaten 12 hrs later. She picked me up at around 12 to go to the bigger town where she wanted to:
1. Buy boots.
2. Buy wine.
3. Buy food for the evening.
4. Buy clothes for the evening.
5. Pick up “die Deutchlehrerinn” (thats die not die. i.e. german.)
Of course she hadn’t been eating for the entire day so we ate as well.

Around 1500 (3 hrs to party…) we got to her place where me and the teacher started to make sallad. At 1600 we (me, teacher) turned on the TV and started to watch football.
At 1700 the panik was total with Cousin extremely pissed off and in drama queen mode since the place she rented for the party lacked running water.
Of course none of the people who rented out the place answered when she called. So I went there, turned on the pump, and water there was.

I solved some more minor issues at place and soon enough cousin was in this mode:

Total party!

It was fun, and yes very fun.  All the best to both cousins with appendages and Die Deutchlehrerinn for the nice ride back to civilisation. Too bad I couldn’t stay for a while at the station but nature called.

In the Outskirts of the Hellish Town

Heading out north to spend the weekend in the dark woods. Or that is what I believe. Somewhere west of Hell Smile. I actually only know part of the name of the place, and it doesn’t matter what the rest is. Something with moor anyway. I feel it will be dark. I will picked up at the trainstation and then driven westland.

The occation is that my cousin celebrates her birthday and now she lives in this no-no land. I cannot hope for much if I will stand with less. But she, as all women, have the urge to act out the inner drama queen sometimes. So it could be fun. ;) After all I haven’t met her in a couple of years, so it most likely will be fun.

Skotes sjuka foton från Bankok

http://www.fluidosol.se/foton/nyabilder/Bangkok/osmakligt/index.html

and check out the guy:  Skote

Update your envy

at Dr. Skote’s pics:

http://www.fluidosol.se/foton/nyabilder/Bangkok/KIF_9625.html

and

http://www.fluidosol.se/foton/nyabilder/Bangkok/KIF_9631.html

and

http://www.fluidosol.se/foton/nyabilder/Bangkok/KIF_9632.html

and

http://www.fluidosol.se/foton/nyabilder/Bangkok/KIF_9650.html

yeah click around there …