Seems I was very wrong. Firstly the moorish place was indeed moorish. And the Hellhole was trying to suck up, or that is what I believe since the first thing I saw when I exited the trainstation was this.

It didn’t take long until I then realised that the mooris place was located south of the HellSmirky gathering of people. At this point I got worried, what else could I have been wrong about.
But at the day of the party I was so right. My sweet cousin that threw the party went up at about 0600 to go and start with the dinner, that should be eaten 12 hrs later. She picked me up at around 12 to go to the bigger town where she wanted to:
1. Buy boots.
2. Buy wine.
3. Buy food for the evening.
4. Buy clothes for the evening.
5. Pick up “die Deutchlehrerinn” (thats die not die. i.e. german.)
Of course she hadn’t been eating for the entire day so we ate as well.
Around 1500 (3 hrs to party…) we got to her place where me and the teacher started to make sallad. At 1600 we (me, teacher) turned on the TV and started to watch football.
At 1700 the panik was total with Cousin extremely pissed off and in drama queen mode since the place she rented for the party lacked running water.
Of course none of the people who rented out the place answered when she called. So I went there, turned on the pump, and water there was.
I solved some more minor issues at place and soon enough cousin was in this mode:

Total party!
It was fun, and yes very fun. All the best to both cousins with appendages and Die Deutchlehrerinn for the nice ride back to civilisation. Too bad I couldn’t stay for a while at the station but nature called.